Jason Enamait – World’s Biggest Baby

I’ve been playing in a fantasy hockey league for years run by a guy named Jason Enamait (http://www.linkedin.com/pub/jason-enamait/1/240/47).  Then, 3 weeks ago I asked if my friend could join the league.  Apparently this was too much of a challenge to poor little baby boy Jason who essentially threw a temper tantrum.  I had no idea that his grasp of reality was so small that he felt empowered as a commissioner in a fantasy hockey league.  I mean, typically when someone reacts to something innocuous with such vehemence I find it indicates much larger social and psychiatric problems (probably all stemming from a small you-know-what).

So I thought I’d post this as a warning to anyone who might cross paths with this Jason Enamait, although I suspect if you’re not in a baby’s playpen you won’t encounter him.

Read his reaction.  Prepare to be astonished.

And if you think he’s a child, feel free to email and tell him so: jason.e@rocketmail.com.

Re: Hockey League

Message body

Sure am.

Your out.

Honestly, you pissed me off with your initial whine, now you just made it easy.

—– Original Message —–
From: “mattsarrel@yahoo.com” <mattsarrel@yahoo.com>
To: Jason Enamait <jason.e@rocketmail.com>; Greg Zissu <gzissu@gmail.com>
Cc:
Sent: Saturday, September 24, 2011 10:34 AM
Subject: Re: Hockey League

Hey jason,
Now that you’ve had some time out from your childish temper tantrum, are you ready to use your big boy words and be a commissioner?

Matt
—–Original Message—–
From: Jason Enamait <jason.e@rocketmail.com>
Date: Fri, 23 Sep 2011 18:00:44
To: Greg Zissu<gzissu@gmail.com>
Cc: mattsarrel@yahoo.com<mattsarrel@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Hockey League

Really?… Ok Matt bitches to get you in, I find a second team to make it possible and 4 days later you are not able to join the league?

Now I guess I need to find another team in 2 days to fill out the 14 team league that we really wanted to be 12 in the first place.

Honestly I am kinda pissed right now and am considering kicking Matt out to make the 12 team league we were going to have.  I will look for another team, but dropping Matt is on the table.

On Sep 23, 2011, at 4:05 PM, Greg Zissu <gzissu@gmail.com> wrote:

> i feel bad jason, but i’m not going to be able to join the league.
>
> its been days since your last email saying you didnt think i was going
> to be able to join.  i just figured it wasnt going to happen and moved
> on.  lets just chalk this up to bad communication
>
> sorry – it would have been fun.
>
> greg
>
> On Fri, Sep 23, 2011 at 2:50 PM, Jason Enamait <jason.e@rocketmail.com> wrote:
>> Greg,
>> Another full time team is adding today, so there is room for you after all.
>>  I sent you the invite just before this message.  This will make 14 teams.
>> Welcome back.
>> Jason
>>
>> On Sep 19, 2011, at 6:28 PM, mattsarrel@yahoo.com wrote:
>>
>> Hi jason,
>> How come you’ll hold this 12th team for someone else but not for Greg? We
>> asked you at least a week ago for him to join the league and you’re
>> basically saying no so you can hold a space for someone who hasn’t signed up
>> yet and the draft is this weekend.
>>
>> Perhaps there is a more fair approach we could take towards our request for
>> Greg to join the league.
>>
>> …unless you’re afraid to let new blood into the league (jk).
>>
>> Matt
>>________________________________
>> From: Jason Enamait <jason.e@rocketmail.com>
>> Date: Mon, 19 Sep 2011 16:21:05 -0700
>> To: gzissu@gmail.com<gzissu@gmail.com>
>> Cc: Matt Sarrel<mattsarrel@yahoo.com>
>> Subject: Re: Hockey League
>> I am trying to find a 14th team that will play for this year.  We have a
>> 12th that will be filled later this week.  I am wary of just adding anyone
>> for the 14th slot since we had several dead teams last year.
>> Right now it is not looking like we can add your team because we don’t have
>> another team to add with you.
>> I’ll let you know if something changes.
>> Jason
>>
>> On Sep 19, 2011, at 12:45 PM, “Greg Zissu” <gzissu@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> Am I in the hockey league? Its been a while jason and I still haven’t heard
>> from you.
>>
>> Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
>>
>>________________________________
>> From: “Greg Zissu” <gzissu@gmail.com>
>> Date: Tue, 13 Sep 2011 21:11:47 +0000
>> To: Matt Sarrel<mattsarrel@yahoo.com>
>> ReplyTo: gzissu@gmail.com
>> Cc: Jason Hockey<jason.e@rocketmail.com>
>> Subject: Re: Hockey League
>> Hey jason. I have a feeling I’ve played in a league with u before. A few
>> years ago I was in the league with a team named czis’s devils.
>>
>> Let me know if there’s room for me and how to join cuz I’d love to play
>> again!
>>
>> Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
>>
>>________________________________
>> From: Matt Sarrel <mattsarrel@yahoo.com>
>> Date: Tue, 13 Sep 2011 13:45:04 -0700 (PDT)
>> To: Greg Zissu<gzissu@gmail.com>
>> ReplyTo: Matt Sarrel <mattsarrel@yahoo.com>
>> Cc: Jason Hockey<jason.e@rocketmail.com>
>> Subject: Hockey League
>> Jason meet Greg, Greg meet Jason.
>> Jason, can Greg join the hockey league with us?
>> Thanks,
>> Matt
>>

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